The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Stop clapping

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Acid pee

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!