The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to lose this power.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to jerk off

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!