The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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A good Kisser

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!