The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to fly while under water

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!