To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!