The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Everything Hawkeye does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!