The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to freeze ice

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!