The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!