The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!