The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the ability to look into your brain

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!