- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The ability to go forward in time at will.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of self mind control

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to count from A to purple

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be a woman

Pointless Super Powers