The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!