the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!