the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to plank

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!