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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The ability to walk slower than everyone else
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the power to pee for longer then a normal person
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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the power to beathe
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The power to fart tear gas
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.
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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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the power to jerk off
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to have knowledge of your power.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The ability to change races.
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The power to have an ability.
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!