No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to die on command.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to read this.

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The power to be a common person

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!