The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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power to age faster

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!