The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to become black!

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to become translucent

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to like charlie

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Acid tears.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!