The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to die.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!