The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!