The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be a common person

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!