- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power of self mind control

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The ability to sweat poop.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to scare female plants.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

the power to half transform to something.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

Pointless Super Powers