The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to get sick

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!