- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control mealworms

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to release the bogus

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to walk on land.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Pointless Super Powers