- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the power of the succulent game

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to see stuff

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers