The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to take edible shits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!