The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to smell water.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!