The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!