- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The ability to police irony

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to like any show

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to die on the spot

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

Pointless Super Powers