the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die early.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!