The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn any object into food

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!