- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

To have the power to breathe

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to be a common person

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

Pointless Super Powers