- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to fail a test everytime

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to release the bogus

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have hindsight.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers