- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to suck your own dick

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to eat your poop

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

the power to turn into a tree

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

Pointless Super Powers