The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to start time.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!