The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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make youself dumb

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!