The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!