The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!