The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!