- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to make bubles without soap

the power to get in the van

the power to not have superpowers

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to see even though you can already see.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

Pointless Super Powers