The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!