the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to not live forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!