The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!