the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!