The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!