The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to summon a massive midget

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!