- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be french.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn cake into pie

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Liam Brudenell

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

Pointless Super Powers