- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to lick your elbow.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to run Crysis.

Pointless Super Powers