- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

power to have no power at all

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the ability to fart out of your nose

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Pointless Super Powers