the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!