The power to die.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to command watermelons

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!