The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!