The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!