- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to die.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to change the color of your saliva.

Pointless Super Powers