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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to smell through your arse.
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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.
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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The ability to die on command.
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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground
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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.
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The power to fart slightly less deadly
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.
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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.
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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...
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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The power to suck your own dick
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!