The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to jizz money

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!