- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to not live forever

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to throw fireballs only under water

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to be powerless.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

Pointless Super Powers