The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!