The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to become a llama.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!