Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!