The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see through glass

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!