have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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make youself dumb

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!