The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to smell sounds

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!