- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to see the past.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to have a V8

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to create a pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers