The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to create another human

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!