The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!