The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!