- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall without screaming.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to die instantly

the ability to die on command

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to see stuff

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers