To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!