The power of being pointless

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to jump

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!