The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to jump face first

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to die on the spot

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +157

the power to dislike this power

thumb_up thumb_down +151

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

kabloooeeey!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to be oppressed by everything

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

thumb_up thumb_down +123

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!