The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!